“LoveLess”

So,

My LoveLess plenty, it seems like the end of the world because you have no one to share your world with, perhaps… But, I can assure you choosing the wrong mate would be much worse than going it alone. So what you sit at home on Friday, Saturday, and most Sunday’s bored to death, eating Bon-Bons then fussing about the 7,000 calories you just scoffed down! Oh…Ok…No, that really sucks and you need to get a life, a hobby, a mani-pedi…something/anything to get you outta the house! [smile]

All is not lost my lovely… There is so much to do in this world and so much to see and experience, there’s no excuse to sit and be bored. You could read a book… Ok, nevermind! [try it sometimes though ;) ] You can go to an early movie [wouldn't want anyone to see you going solo now would you?] You can visit the Spa, I’m sure you could use a massage! Heck, I can always use a massage [NO! Not the Happy Ending kind-Fellas] You can also go to an Art Gallery, sit at a Cafe and peruse your favorite magazine [Try Starbucks, for some reason everybody looks important holding a Starbucks cup of Coffee/Tea/Latte...whatever!]

Ohhhh, my bad, you’re broke too! Dang! This really IS bad… Ok, well.. Hmmmm… You had better go ahead and read that book! ;^)

Just kidding, here are some things you can do on a budget:

Walk around your local park, drive through the rich neighborhood(s) and daydream [what? It helps!], rent 1$ movies from Redbox/BlockBuster Movie Cubes, go to your local track and run some stairs [You know you need it to work off those Bon-Bons!] :) Do some research on your Laptop/PC [No computer either!] Geez, where have you been Wo/Man!? Head to your local Library and hop on their computer [No jumping little old ladies!!!].

Well, I tried and I hope if this did not help you- it at least made you laugh/smile. One other thing you can do that’s free:

Read “Boxing Stella’s” Love Column Every Day! ;)

Love ya, til’ next time…

S~

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